The couch is shredded. Your dignity is too.
This tee is for every dog owner who's lost the war against teeth, claws, and glowing gremlin eyes. You’ve accepted your place — the floor — and now wear this shirt as a badge of honor.
This hilarious design features a glowing-eyed dog proudly sitting atop their chewed-up throne. You're not mad. You're just… defeated. Respectfully.
🐾 Design Highlights:
• Text: “I Fought the Couch and the Dog Won. I Still Sit on the Floor. Out of Respect.”
• Gloriously chaotic dog in a destroyed living room
• Comfort Colors heavyweight tee for soft, durable chaos coverage
• Full-color, high-res DTG printing — stays vibrant, even if your dog doesn’t
🎯 Perfect For:
• Dog owners with furniture PTSD
• Funny pet parents
• Animal lovers with zero boundaries
• Gift for new dog moms or dads
• Chaos-loving comfort wearers
📦 Product Specs:
• Brand: Comfort Colors 1717
• 100% garment-dyed cotton
• Unisex fit – true to size
• S–3XL
• Printed to order
• Ships in compostable or recyclable mailers
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
*For that "oversized look" double the size you would wear for a fitted shirt.
Processing and Shipping:
Allow 1-2 Business days for processing
Standard shipping typically takes 3-5 business days
Double check your shipping address before checkout
Return, Cancellations and Exchange Policy:
All items are custom made to order therefore we cannot accept returns or exchanges unless the item is defective or damaged upon arrival.
Production starts on your order once you place it and after 24 hours the order can not be canceled or changed.
If there are any errors in your order please reach out to resolve any issue.
Thank you for understanding and we appreciate your business.
